Look at this fucking house

  1. 3 years ago

    BEHOLD. IT IS BREATHTAKING.

    Zoom in, children. Zoom in.

  2. IT HAS MOTHERFUCKING WATERFALLS

  3. Edited 3 years ago by frumiousbandersnatch

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  4. i wonder who the hell lived there

  5. I would LOVE to overdose on bath salts in that house

  6. i imagine some kind of louche supervillain.

  7. Shaved head, white cat, nehru jacket, the whole thing.

    I would be amazed if there isn't at least one trapdoor in that house. i know there must be a secret passageway behind the fake books because what other reason would you do that.

  8. zom

    4 Nov 2013 Doors Fans

    Yeah yeah I'd live the hell out of that pad if it wasn't in Des Moines.

  9. I would have a gong sound every time I entered a different room.

  10. This house was constructed and designed entirely for the purpose of making Des Moines seem like a faraway, boring nightmare.

  11. Also, it has three bathrooms.

  12. The ONE thing that gives away the fact that these photos are current and not from the 1950s is the modern swivel chair at the kitchen desk.

    I would so love to know the entire story.

  13. zom

    4 Nov 2013 Doors Fans

    I'm thinking it was a Chinese guy.

  14. This thing has been on the market for a while. I think it comes with free herpes.

  15. yeah an emperor maybe.

    the price isn't even all that bad.

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  17. Frumious, I have three bathrooms, and you have keys. Come over whenever you want.

  18. @frumiousbandersnatch i imagine some kind of louche supervillain.

    I already liked you but you just used the phrase "louche supervillain". Deal sealed.

  19. Is it weird to say I would totally dig that house if it weren't for all the Asian stuff?

  20. Chinese stuff, you RACIST.

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