Nobody posts anything on Saturday afternoons.
It's really effing cold outside.
I've managed to mimic at home every brunch food I like from restaurants except the really fancy stuff (ciabatta french toast with raspberry coulis, etc), omelettes, pancakes, and fresh hash browns. So I feel like that's what I have to order when I go out for brunch.
I've been wearing two sweaters at a time for the past three days.