for about 160k, we could get a seriously TRICKED OUT party lair. no narcs, no cops, no bad vibes.
GUYS WE CAN GET A DOG AT HALF PRICE!!!
@the Classical GUYS WE CAN GET A DOG AT HALF PRICE!!!
i debated starting the thread with that particular "deal".
"Yes we'd like yr most chill dog"
"Uhh...I guess Brutus here is kind of chill"
Man getting bunker with a safe room in it is so BALLER
Guys we have to get the "General"
I would like to live in an old missle silo though.
Missile silo? Pfftt, be more 20th century, we NEED THE GENERAL
holy shit. The General pulls no punches.
The General comes equipped with:
If yr security room doesn't have infrared you might as well just open all yr doors and let fucking raccoons in
I CALL MASTER'S QUARTERS
education center will OBVIOUSLY be converted to vape lounge
I actually thought you meant The General
preparation is patriotic
oh, he'll be there.
i call wrap around sofa!
"Where the fuck is Pitpat? Goddammit I told him not to go in the decontamination unit today Brutus is getting groomed!"
"So what have you been up to since high school?"
"I bought an underground bunker with some people from the internet and we all live with a dog they gave us named Brutus."