guys, let's buy a fancy underground fallout shelter and party

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  2. 6 months ago

    i'm only about 10% kidding on this idea at this point

  3. I figured you were 0% kidding about teaching the dog vape tricks.

  4. @stu I figured you were 0% kidding about teaching the dog vape tricks.

    vape tricks are non-negotiable. i WILL have Brutus blowing Candy Corn E Juice smoke rings by next winter.

  5. 4 months ago

    pitpat, Toby Ronnie

    Mar 8 Administrator

    will we have the board in our futureworld bunker?
    do androids dream of analog vapes?

  6. I am sad at the board for not reminding me of upcoming shows. I really never feel as lost in the world as I do after I've missed a good show.

    Does the board not accept new people anymore? sad. not really sustainable for bunker dreams.

  7. Minimum Viable Population for humans is like 160 . Does the board have that many active members/member-adjacent breeding stock? I've heard with a good gene splicer or two you can get that number down to 80.

    Considering I'm sterile (and a blue jeans wearer), I'd guess I'm out of the bunker. Or I could go learn me some of that CRISPR so I can be valuable to the community.

  8. Hang on, nobody ever said anything about there being babies down in this hole.

  9. pitpat, Toby Ronnie

    Mar 8 Administrator

    no youts

  10. zom

    Mar 8 Doors Fans

    Babbies can be eaten.

  11. WAKE UP VEALPLE!

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  13. @pitpat, Toby Ronnie no youts

    I see how it is. Doomed to live out your days puffing tuff and housing stroganoff MREs while doing whatever the FUCK you want because NOT THE DADDY MAURY!!

  14. pitpat, Toby Ronnie

    Mar 8 Administrator

    hahahahahahahaha oh man, we gotta start making our own MREs. this is a good plan.

  15. I'm picturing a vacuum sealer and a bag of Arbys.

  16. pitpat, Toby Ronnie

    Mar 8 Administrator

    god it just keeps getting better

  17. Curly fries in horsey marinade.

  18. pitpat, Toby Ronnie

    Mar 8 Administrator

    gonna experiment with fermenting curly fries

  19. Fry-curling technology will likely be lost in the apocalypse.

  20. pitpat, Toby Ronnie

    Mar 8 Administrator

    we'll have a sealed time-capsule-like-thing to keep notes in, so future generations will know how to pickle curled fries.

  21. zom

    Mar 8 Doors Fans

    Must be a way to do them in an Instant Pot.

 

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