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fuck john mccain.
@pitpat, Toby Ronnie sounds fucking HOT
It's a secret combination of high-quality mineral oil and rubber polymers, according to an in-depth investigation done by Men's Health in 2014. I also learned that the company was born when its founder was told not to have sex with his wife while she was pregnant with twins due to her advanced age - 46. I feel smarter already.
I've managed to restrain myself from starting a vinyl fleshlight parody thread because a. no doubt someone already did that when this thread was first initiated b. do we still do parody threads around here? and c. fleshlights are made out of "patented SuperSkin material," not vinyl.
I LOVE IT.