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***Sexy Rosa Parks "holiday inn sessions" 4 cassette box. $40 bitcoins.
Recorded exclusively in hotel rooms throughout the greater Crystal metropolitan area, this is over 4 hours of intense power electronics with gentle acoustic underpinnings.
The mysterious and eponymous sole member of this outfit stole the majority of his keyboard equipment from Salvation Army thrift stores. He was caught. Fortunately for the listener, his subsequent house arrest has already yielded another 72 cassettes, to be released next Flag Day.
***Total Barbeque "liquid smoke" dbl LP $20
2 guys from Nashville Pussy meet 2 guys from the Georgia Satelites
They play relic'd Les Pauls through Line 6 Spyder amps. If you can eat an entire rotisserie chicken while listening to this, you'll get your name in the liner notes to their next EP.
They play songs about meat and beer. No girls.
***Grape Cloud "ohm is a fuck" Spraypainted CD-R $3.33 + all applicable taxes
26 'songs'. one for each letter of the alphabet. every one of them about vaping.
sounds like Jandek sitting in with Grand Funk.
no cops, no squares, no combustion.
***Por Favor Funyon "Dick Sick" 7" ep. $name yr price
13 tracks of spoken word fury centered on looking at pictures of dicks until you get dizzy.
Jello Biafra heard it once. i think.
quigley down under
is that the movie with eddie murphy and martin lawrence?
"you want to go see some glaciers?"
me: "nah. i heard the hotel bar has heineken on tap"
@stu Haha. The thought of us trying to figure out how to remove a tree from a dense neighborhood is making me laugh. It would take us three months to do the job and we would destroy the guy's property. But we'd be cool with that because fuck 'em, he's from Wayzata.
hahahahahahaha "yeah, we had to tear down your fence"
gimme that alto vape
i ain't talkin' clear-cuttting.
i'm saying some dude in wayzata has a storm knock down a tree in his yard. he wants it gone.
who does he call?
the only tree clearing service that openly hits dab rigs while using a chainsaw. that's who.