The Matt Garza Has a Horrible Spitting Problem Thread

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bloodface
10/14/08 4:05 PM
I've mentioned this numerous times whenever this dude's name comes up, but I literally just watched him spit 5 times in the 5 second span he was just on tv. For reals, he's got some kind of serious issue going on. Watching his games is so gross, as he has this method of doing it that allows you to see it on his tongue that is super gross. So glad we traded him.
10/14/08 10:13 PM
no amens, huh?
StopThePresses
10/14/08 10:24 PM
Garza has a Horrible "Shitty Beard" Problem, too. But so do 75% of major league baseball players.
bloodface
10/14/08 10:29 PM
You really are a lawyer, aren't you.
StopThePresses
10/14/08 10:44 PM
ARTICLE II
LOAN AND TERMS OF PAYMENT
2.1 Revolving Advances. Subject to the terms and conditions of this Agreement, Bank agrees to make advances (“Advances”) to Borrower in an amount outstanding not to exceed at any one time the lesser of the Maximum Amount or the Borrowing Base. Amounts borrowed hereunder may be repaid and, subject to the terms and conditions of this Agreement, reborrowed at any time during the term of this Agreement. For purposes of calculating the Borrowing Base, Bank shall have the right to have the Inventory reappraised by a qualified appraiser selected by Bank from time to time after the Closing Date.
2.2 Procedure for Borrowing. Each borrowing shall be made upon Borrower’s irrevocable request therefor delivered to Bank and received by Bank not later than noon on the Business Day of the requested funding date, specifying (a) the amount of the borrowing, and (b) the funding date, which shall be a Business Day.
10/14/08 10:45 PM
JEnna bush
10/14/08 10:49 PM
I should be in bed, but I've always thought this to be true.
bloodface
10/14/08 10:54 PM
10/14/08 10:55 PM
re: a DL stint he had this year:



Maybe he strained it spitting so much. What a pig! Spit, spit, spit. I would have hated to be Erik Bedard and have to follow him to the mound. Disgusting...

Posted by: Sammi | April 09, 2008 at 10:06 PM
StopThePresses
10/14/08 10:57 PM
Can I lighten this up a bit? Does anyone spit as much as Matt Garza?
Where does he get all that spit from?
Jenna Bush
10/14/08 11:00 PM
It's foam, not spit.
bloodface
10/14/08 11:21 PM
I guess Garza's nickname is "The Camel." But it's because he's such a fucking vagine.
jennastix
10/15/08 5:15 AM
Spitting is super gross to me. I don't know why. I think farting and burping and all other bodily functions are fine, even funny with good timing, but spitting makes me instantly want to scream.
Slee ZZ
10/15/08 5:24 AM
I couldn't agree more, jennastix. I love good farts and good belches--especially in public--but I just can't STAND spitting. God, what the fuck is wrong with those people?
stu
10/15/08 6:56 AM
Farts up, belches and spitting down.

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