PRIIVATE DANCER DJ NIGHT @ THE HEX EVERY 2ND MONDAY OF THE MONTH

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mr. tears
1/09/09 8:06 AM
THIS MONDAY!!
MONDAY, JANUARY 12TH
FREE
I WILL BUY DRINKS FOR SOME OF YOU

We are playing whatever the fuck we want.

T.I.? You bet.

NO RULES. JUST SMILES 4 MILES.
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1/09/09 8:08 AM
Slee ZZ
1/09/09 8:09 AM
STOPPPPP!!! MY EYES!!!!
mr. tears
1/09/09 8:17 AM
STACKS OF DICK.
COCAINE ON ICE.
coach
1/09/09 8:24 AM
I'm-a-play ALL Rose's favorites.
viviangirl
1/09/09 8:26 AM
mr. tears posted this on Jan 09th, 2009 at 01:17:26 pm
STACKS OF DICK.
COCAINE ON ICE.


SOLD!$!$!$!$!
mr. tears
1/09/09 8:41 AM
oh yeah,

10pm
scamp
1/09/09 9:11 AM
this is good timing! My broomball game gets over at 10. Expect me in shin guards and snow pants.
Grant's Tomb
1/09/09 9:22 AM
I am so down with stacks of dick.
cop
1/09/09 9:34 AM
Yessss way to play on a night when I don't have to work until 4pm the next day!
chance
1/09/09 10:26 AM
I will play nothing but Led Zeppelin, Denise Williams, Information Society, and Mercyful Fate.
cop
1/09/09 11:42 AM
Yessss way to play on a night when I don't have to work until 4pm the next day!
bigbird
1/09/09 11:55 AM
Cop will be slow dancing with the little red headed umpa lumpa again.
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mr. tears
1/11/09 10:22 AM
bump! tomorrow!
maramar
1/11/09 10:23 AM
So there will be one of these on Feb 9, huh?
mr. tears
1/11/09 10:25 AM
yes!
maramar
1/11/09 10:26 AM
Killer. I will practice dancing right now.
RandyQuaidofthemind
1/11/09 1:27 PM
I'll be there if I can stop barfing.
mr. tears
1/12/09 5:13 AM
Bump!
chance
1/12/09 6:31 AM
I am blowing the dust off of my Rush "Permanent Waves" album as I type.
mr. tears
1/12/09 10:18 AM
i'm going to break your rush record when you aren't looking!
chance
1/12/09 11:09 AM
Just for that, I'll play "Grand Island, NE" all night long. It's a rip-off of Rush's "Jacob's Ladder."
mr. tears
1/12/09 2:47 PM
brave the snowy roads and party down.
caduceus
1/12/09 4:24 PM
This is going to happen very soon. I suggest you all warm up the cars and get moving.
Saul Pancakes
1/12/09 9:28 PM
did you all see my new hat?!?!?!?
urethra_franklin
1/12/09 9:30 PM
sorry i had to hang out with hot babes
Saul Pancakes
1/12/09 9:31 PM
there was plenty here as well.

i think urethra should be my new wing man
urethra_franklin
1/12/09 9:37 PM
sorry i'm already my own new wing man
girls just think i'm gay
but in my mind, i think i'm straight
so no one wins, really
Saul Pancakes
1/12/09 9:39 PM
im not even sure what a wing man is. i just heard about it in a budweiser comercial. you need a confident man like me. we will be a dynamic duo
urethra_franklin
1/12/09 9:40 PM
okay i will wear a cowboy hat too
Saul Pancakes
1/12/09 9:42 PM
i have a nice fedora but i'll let you borrow my black cowboy hat
urethra_franklin
1/12/09 9:45 PM
i have a green fedora and a newsie cap
and some balla hats
or maybe just my headsuit

also, i've found that girls like it when you have funny dvds to watch
Saul Pancakes
1/12/09 9:49 PM
urethra i have a feeling we should go shopping together.

what were the funny DVDS
urethra_franklin
1/12/09 9:49 PM
the office - bbc
noah p would be so happy at me right now
Saul Pancakes
1/12/09 10:05 PM
post that on his board RIGHT NOW
pussygalore
1/12/09 11:05 PM
HA HA! SAUL PANCAKES!!!
Killer McHann
1/13/09 2:57 AM
what did you play?
chance
1/13/09 6:03 AM
All Rush. All night long.
hertz doughnut
1/13/09 6:04 AM
Sound like party time.
chance
1/13/09 6:07 AM
You bet it was. I'm still drunk.
mr. tears
2/06/09 12:30 PM
This Monday!!! 2/9

Get Ready!!!!

Heggie's + <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFlHdHv-VvI>Jan Terry</a>
T.I. + Serge Gainsbourg

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2/06/09 12:31 PM
This Monday!!! 2/9

Get Ready!!!!

Heggie's + Jan Terry

T.I. + Serge Gainsbourg

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howie_ZZ
2/06/09 9:15 PM
i'm ready!
viviangirl
2/07/09 8:52 AM
yes!!!
chance
2/07/09 2:29 PM
RandyQuaidofthemind
2/08/09 6:10 PM
Anything for the Count of Ramsey. At your service, my liege.
viviangirl
2/08/09 6:11 PM
oh man, i saw the photos! i bow down before you.
nom chompsky
2/08/09 6:12 PM
i am 1000% in favor of dj nights, and also anything that involves T.I.
RandyQuaidofthemind
2/08/09 6:15 PM
I'm not sure I want to see the photos.
Grant's Tomb
2/08/09 7:53 PM
I wholeheartedly endorse not having to work on Tuesday. BTW, i heard Gaylord makes a wicked scotch and soda.
viviangirl
2/08/09 7:57 PM
i can't wait to see gaylord!!!
mr. tears
2/09/09 4:43 AM
BUMPSVILLE!

the count of ramsey requests everyone's presence!
chance
2/09/09 6:34 AM
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"We can't wait to rock all the folks at the Hexagon tonight!"
2/09/09 1:11 PM
m(r)iss piggy
2/09/09 2:31 PM
I'm going to come to this a little later. If anyone wants to see me, wait until 12 or so.
mr. tears
3/09/09 8:40 AM
TONIGHT!!! with special guests Finger Pressure!!!!!
3/09/09 1:29 PM
bump!
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howie_ZZ
3/09/09 1:37 PM
i might come later to this as well.
mr. tears
3/09/09 1:44 PM
chance
3/09/09 2:35 PM
neight
3/09/09 2:58 PM
i guess remembering this now is better than later,
but its not better than before i made some other plans that i will now have to cancel. d'oops
mr. tears
5/11/09 7:43 AM
TONIGHT!
Vanessa
5/11/09 7:46 AM
This seems like a good time!
mr. tears
5/11/09 1:10 PM
it is!
5/11/09 1:10 PM
Neight will be guest Dj'ing.
chance
5/11/09 2:21 PM
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I know in my heart of hearts that tonight will be my best DJ performance yet.
m(r)iss piggy
5/11/09 2:33 PM
I'll be there
furniture
5/11/09 4:24 PM
I'll be there watching DEN-DAL at the bar most likely.
Vanessa
5/11/09 6:42 PM
Heading to this now!
steph boosh
5/12/09 6:48 AM
this was fun!
gertrude!
5/12/09 6:54 AM
Ow my head.
HMH
5/12/09 6:54 AM
Agreed! I dunno how many times I was asked if I was 'on the board'

At least I could say 'yes!'
gertrude!
5/12/09 7:15 AM
Haha yes, magical MRMB connections.

'dude pm me.'
HMH
5/12/09 7:20 AM
This board is like crack! Especially when you're sitting around in front of a computer all day. I kinda felt creepy when people would tell me their display names and i'd reply "i know"
chance
5/12/09 7:25 AM
Last night we had my favorite kind of pizza; two of them.
gertrude!
5/12/09 7:29 AM
Mmm pizza. Speaking of seeing board people IRL, I don't think I know you, chance...next time you see me sneak up and punch me in the back of the head so I know it's you. It's like a secret handshake but less complicated and more effective for drunk people.
chance
5/12/09 7:30 AM
I was the guy spinnin' the dope jamz.
furniture
5/12/09 8:21 AM
This morning's hangover brought to you by Maker's Markā„¢.
mr. tears
5/12/09 8:23 AM
i still don't know who furniture is.
6/08/09 7:17 AM
TONIGHT!!!
chance
6/08/09 8:12 AM
6/08/09 3:17 PM
Tonight, I will DJ the shit outta some tunes. It will be better than last month's performance.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Me and Mr. Tears.
holly
6/08/09 3:23 PM
I'll try to get my trumpet parts done fast for you guys so I can come eat some Heggie's.
mr. tears
7/13/09 8:07 AM
TONIGHT!!!

New PD member C.h.r.i.s. R.o.$.e. will be accompanying Chance and I.

See you tonight!
KnucklesTheDog
7/13/09 8:12 AM
hahaha Are you serious about a new PD member?

How many people are you trying to fit on the stage?

Private Dancer is the new Chooglin :)
germ war
7/13/09 8:15 AM
Awesome! I was looking for something to do tonight - this is perfect.
7/13/09 8:16 AM
If anyone wants a ride from St. Paul, I'm your man.

I can finally give Chris his carpet back, too.
Vanessa
7/13/09 8:20 AM
Rad! This'll hit the spot tonight after Weeds.
mr. tears
7/13/09 8:28 AM
KnucklesTheDog posted this on Jul 13th, 2009 at 12:12:36 pm
hahaha Are you serious about a new PD member?

How many people are you trying to fit on the stage?

Private Dancer is the new Chooglin :)


Sweet Leaf needs to take some time off for school so Mr. Rose will taking his place for awhile.
KnucklesTheDog
7/13/09 8:29 AM
Ahhh, I hadn't heard! CR is a fine choice. Good luck in school, sweet leaf!
mr. tears
7/13/09 8:30 AM
Don't rule out a 4 guitar attack some time in the near future though.
HMH
7/13/09 8:39 AM
HOT DOG SONG!
howie_ZZ
7/13/09 10:15 AM
ill be stopping by after work!
7/13/09 10:23 AM
that's just a warning to all the single LADYYYYZZZZZ
Electric
7/13/09 11:22 AM
I might bring my T-shirt cannon to pump the crowd up, but I only have old promotional t-shirts from that Julia Stiles Movie "Save the Last Dance" to shoot.
chance
7/13/09 11:48 AM
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BUMP!
Will tonight be the night I finally play some Rush? Come by the Hex to find out (hint: I probably won't).
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coach
7/13/09 11:49 AM
Hahahahahaha that dude watching Lohan has one of the purest looks of disdain I've ever seen.
chance
7/13/09 2:38 PM
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I better see all y'all motherfuckers tonight! Ezra, I'm looking at you.
RandyQuaidofthemind
7/13/09 3:04 PM
chance is the only one of you pussies who can swim.
mr. tears
7/13/09 3:05 PM
i'm very sad i had to miss the swimming and you know this.
RandyQuaidofthemind
7/13/09 3:06 PM
I'm sad you're such a pussy.
mr. tears
7/13/09 3:08 PM
me 2
neight
7/13/09 3:08 PM
you should just stay home and recuperate and let me dj
gertrude!
7/13/09 6:11 PM
oh my god, that guy up there is like, "ohhhhh yawwwnnnnn she is totally hitting the wrong button right now fuuuuuuuucccck i neeed to shiiiiiiit."
Vanessa
7/13/09 6:29 PM
Bump for party time!
howie_ZZ
7/13/09 9:34 PM
after paty time. funky bar
My Main Man
7/13/09 9:54 PM
I got to see a pretty sweet (kinda boring) fist fight at this. Small dudes in gigantic white shirts were all punching each other in the street. Bartender comes out and tells them to take their "southside shit" elsewhere and trashy girl tells him that she's from Cali and she doesn't need this ghetto Mpls bullshit. It was AWESOME!
Saul Pancakes
7/13/09 9:59 PM
ohh man i missed a fistmight?
My Main Man
7/13/09 10:01 PM
you were about 12 minutes too late for awesome. Gigantic white shirt folk circled the block the rest of the night though.

the walk home was sort of uncomfortable, but I think Tomb is going to be disappointed that I didn't get jumped by assholes.
urethra_franklin
7/13/09 10:05 PM
it's sad that you can't just have a fight club in america anymore
Saul Pancakes
7/13/09 10:12 PM
i'll fight u. fer real. i'm brock lesnar u r one of the rockers
My Main Man
7/13/09 10:15 PM
I'm marty jannetty u r danny davis.
Saul Pancakes
7/13/09 10:16 PM
danny davis is nick ry@n. not me. he gives up
My Main Man
7/13/09 10:18 PM
okay. you're the killer bees then, brunzell.
howie_ZZ
7/13/09 10:19 PM
i nuted. i knew becaus ei wasn't wearing a condom
mr. tears
8/10/09 6:14 AM
TONIGHT!!!
bigbird
8/10/09 7:14 AM
I still have yet to make it to one of these.....someday. Not tonight.
mr. tears
8/10/09 7:16 AM
i will play the ghostbusters theme for you
bigbird
8/10/09 7:18 AM
Yes!! I'm about to go climb a mountain and when i get to the top i'll yell "Busting makes me feel good!"
mr. tears
9/14/09 9:19 AM
Tonight! Come see us before we leave for tour!
groovylucifer
9/14/09 9:19 AM
Gonna. Please bring the jams.
Soapy Kittens
9/14/09 9:20 AM
Does this ever get cool before like 11? I hate having a day job so much.
steph boosh
9/14/09 9:29 AM
let's dance!
bigbird
9/14/09 9:31 AM
Will tonight be the night....................................................
mr. tears
9/14/09 9:45 AM
It's fun before 11 because chance and I will be there.
9/14/09 3:31 PM
BUMP!
chance
9/14/09 4:00 PM
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TONIGHT! THE BACK TO SCHOOL EDITION! BIGBIRD MIGHT ACTUALLY SHOW UP!
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FHtB
9/14/09 5:22 PM
Bringing Davila 666 to this!
bigbird
9/14/09 7:08 PM
Shit i didn't make it. I got a pressure cooker and am trying it out. B O R I N G / T A S T Y
howie_ZZ
9/14/09 8:04 PM
oh dip gonna get drizzunk at work then coming
RandyQuaidofthemind
9/15/09 1:06 AM
FHtB didn't bring nobody to this. The baloney is fresh in his heart.
On a side note, thanks for that ride home from work, FHtB.
squashcore
9/15/09 7:03 AM
i went to this last night and WON a golden bear outta the skill crane!! YES!
coach
9/15/09 7:10 AM
OH DAMN I've never seen anyone win shit out of that thing, did the bear smell like old diapers?
The Stallion
9/15/09 7:13 AM
I was ON FIRE last night
mr. tears
9/15/09 8:01 AM
you were!
gertrude!
9/15/09 8:13 AM
Aw sounds like this was fun! Too bad I was asleep like the productive member of society I am.
meatpit.
9/15/09 8:17 AM
HOLY SHIT i had a dream about your golden bear, squashcore
FHtB
9/15/09 9:01 AM
I was there! for about three minutes. The band was having van troubles.

By the way, they are super awesome fun guys. Looking forward to seeing them tomorrow even more.
billy shears
9/15/09 10:16 AM
Nice meeting you, mr. tears.
mr. tears
9/15/09 10:23 AM
you too!
groovylucifer
9/16/09 6:15 PM
Count Sharkula
mr. tears
9/16/09 6:49 PM
hahahahaha!
10/12/09 8:37 AM
Who wants to DJ for us tonight?
howie_ZZ
10/12/09 1:22 PM
informed of djs just now via text.
RandyQuaidofthemind
10/12/09 1:28 PM
Jake from Leisure Birds
Alex from Vampire Hands
mr. tears
11/09/09 10:01 AM
Tonight!!!
neight
11/09/09 12:17 PM
RandyQuaidofthemind
11/09/09 2:16 PM
As the newest Private Dancer tour guitarist, I will be there.
chance
11/09/09 2:24 PM
stuffedpheasant
11/09/09 3:08 PM
As a barely-functioning alcoholic and consumer of HEG-GEEZ, I will be there.
emptystapes
11/09/09 3:18 PM
Heggies also lives at Motomart.
chance
1/11/10 7:27 AM
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TONIGHT! The weekend comes to an end on the second Monday of every month.
Maybe we'll get 3 pizzas.
1/11/10 11:09 AM
I think the dudes in Rush are drinking Riunite in that photo.
mr. tears
1/11/10 12:01 PM
bump!
2/08/10 11:27 AM
tonight!!!! snowstorm bump!
2/08/10 11:30 AM
Hemdo Village Mayor will be joining us tonight!
coach
2/08/10 11:41 AM
Snowstorm bump!!!

Hahahahahahahahahaha some snowstorm bumps would put this party OVER THE EDGE.
howie_ZZ
2/08/10 11:44 AM
Hemdo will be there too? ohhhh maybe i'll give him tips on how to DJ like he always does to me
emptystapes
2/08/10 11:47 AM
will there be pushups and leg wrestling?
Hemdo Village Mayor
2/08/10 12:20 PM
what's your hot tip Howie? Play the same Michael McDonald song three times in a row?
coach
2/08/10 12:31 PM
OHHH SHIIIIIIIT!
Vanessa
2/08/10 5:35 PM
Aw man I wanna go to this.
chance
2/08/10 5:43 PM
I'm sad that I'm going to miss this. Work's for jerks.
emptystapes
2/09/10 10:21 AM
Hopefully I minded my manners? ok good.
howie_ZZ
2/09/10 10:38 AM
hardly
mr. tears
3/08/10 12:57 PM
TONIGHT!!!
chance
3/08/10 12:58 PM
You know the drill...
Heggies
Rush
Dancin'
Drinkin'

I'm too busy to post pics.
Vanessa
3/08/10 4:15 PM
I wanna.
chance
3/08/10 6:23 PM
Vanessa
3/08/10 6:25 PM
Is the second picture Rush or drinking? Both?
chance
3/08/10 6:26 PM
You need to look through it, not at it.
mr. tears
3/08/10 7:37 PM
tonight!!
howie_ZZ
3/08/10 11:20 PM
voytek band members i'm almost done with work let's meet here before band practice
still life
3/08/10 11:26 PM
spiritual mansions dj night every 2nd monday in my bed
mr. tears
4/12/10 2:06 PM
tonight! bigbird and neil are dj'ing with me.
bigbird
4/12/10 6:35 PM
This will be the first time i've ever showed up to this cuz i'm lameeeeeeeeeeee!!
4/12/10 8:54 PM
Turf club show early, this party late.
howie_ZZ
4/12/10 9:15 PM
Once again as always I'll be there after work
mr. tears
5/10/10 11:50 AM
tonight!
chance
5/10/10 12:01 PM
5/10/10 12:03 PM
The internet has run out of pictures of Heggies.
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maramar
5/10/10 3:18 PM
Who all is djing tonight?
Neil
5/10/10 4:11 PM
Mr. Tears, Chance, and me... I think..
Gross Robes
6/14/10 1:11 PM
Tonight! Come Pre-Party for the Caverans Show, or stay all night!
Robes, Nate "The Kid" and Chance
chance
6/14/10 2:09 PM
6/14/10 2:10 PM
6/14/10 2:13 PM
mr. tears
6/14/10 2:44 PM
bump!
chance
6/14/10 9:17 PM
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Geddy's playing "Talk to the Animals," not the Sammy version, though.
6/14/10 9:25 PM
Oh, and my sister said she's gonna stop by tonight. She's dying to meet y'all.
drewcifer
6/14/10 9:26 PM
this fucking thread makes me want fucking pizza, fuck
chance
7/12/10 10:44 AM
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I don't know why a picture of a Chicago Dog comes up in an image search for Heggies Pizza, but BUMP anyway.
Tonight, I will probably play the same shit I always play, plus some stuff I don't always play.
7/12/10 9:01 PM
BUMP! I'm bringing my Stars on Long Play album tonight!
viviangirl
7/12/10 9:03 PM
hahahahahaha! i thought you were trying to get people to come! jay kay, luvv youuu!
chance
8/09/10 1:10 PM
This is tonight. Hopefully at least one dude in the band will be spinnin' musics.
mr. tears
8/09/10 1:15 PM
No it's not tonight. No one from our band can go!
My Main Man
8/09/10 1:15 PM
So is nothing happening tonight? I wanted to stop by for a bit.
mr. tears
8/09/10 1:17 PM
i don't know if anyone is going to be dj'ing now. maybe it could be you?
My Main Man
8/09/10 1:21 PM
I would but I don't know what time I'll be able to get there and I wouldn't be able to stay until the end.
mr. tears
8/09/10 1:22 PM
that is what all of our problems are tonight.
chance
8/09/10 1:28 PM
THIS IS HAPPENING TONIGHT!!!
I'm cancelling my plans and will drink the bar tab all myself.
Can we arrange an ambulance to pick me up and take me to the emergency room around 2:15 am?

Fear not, I will spin good musics for the people.
The people like Rush, right?
My Main Man
8/09/10 1:30 PM
I'll bring my iPod and play this Don Armando jam for a beer.
howie_ZZ
8/09/10 2:06 PM
my schedule changed and i now open early on tuesdays. my nights at the hex are long gone now
chance
8/10/10 4:05 AM
Yet Howie....'s, you were still there tonight!
Tonight was......... mmmm, different, eh Bigbird?
bigbird
8/10/10 7:56 AM
WHat. The. FUCK.
mr. tears
8/10/10 11:03 AM
wha happened?
pitpat
8/10/10 11:04 AM
spill the beans, nerds
My Main Man
8/10/10 11:06 AM
Did it involve a certain lady at the end of the bar?
howie_ZZ
8/10/10 12:11 PM
Side boob dudes

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